Beer Cozies
Apparently, rum enthusiasts exist in this world and many call themselves sailors. Rum is just about the lamest alcoholic beverage in existence—a purview, I remind you, that includes both Goldschlager and Hot Damn!™ You think that guy in the Cialis ad drinks rum? No goddamned way. The owner of that throbbing man muscle is certainly a beer man - maybe he has a scotch when petting his sheepdog in front of the fire while his wife undresses for him upstairs in giddy anticipation of his pharmaceutically-enhanced genitalia.
You can talk shit about other beverages when someone invents the “rum cozy.”
“Every sailor knows when to hoist the whiskey flag…when you run out of rum.”
via anchoredstyle.com
Beer cozies are fundamentally about leisure and relaxation. Yes you can party hardy drinking from a cozy but I’m not sure that fratty fast consumption fits the spirit of these noble accessories. Plus I’m a firm believer that shotgunning should only be facilitated with the aid of your drunken friend’s pocket knife.
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The most badass koozie. My dad brought it back with him after his first deployment and I have (unsuccessfully) been trying to steal it.
